Yesterday I went to the mall and what did I see but some kind of Easter bunny aberration I can only classify as “Santa Bunny.” There in the place where Santa sits each year, was a large bunny-like creature with a child perched on its lap and a photographer madly snapping pictures.The kid did not seem thrilled with this, but the mother was beaming and the lady with the camera was working fast to get a picture of the kid looking at least semi-happy before it actually dissolved into tears. As the child evinced its displeasure, another woman — the Easter Bunny’s helper? — swooped in and plucked the child off of the rodent’s lap just as the kid started to actually cry. Who wants a picture of a crying kid being clutched by an oversize rodent? (Okay, rabbits are NOT actually rodents, but this was not actually a rabbit,… Read More »
The Camouflage Cat
If you’re as old as I am, you might remember a little poem about “The gingham dog and the calico cat.” Well, how about a Camouflage Cat? Paddy O’Cat has been studying the art of camouflage He has learned that there are times being invisible is a good thing. For instance, when he sees the cat carrier come out of the closet — nothing good ever comes of trips in the cat carrier. Also, when he sees Lop Ear stalking toward him or when Smokey snarls at him and he needs a quick getaway. Fortunately for him, I have a blanket that is the almost exact same colors as his fur. He is so successful at disguising himself on this blanket, that several time I have started to make the bed not realizing that he is on it. Blackjack, my sweet but not-too-bright little kitty, was impressed at Paddy’s idea… Read More »
My Cat is blackmailing me
Can a cat actually blackmail someone? you ask. Well, okay, blackmail may not be the exact right word, but I don’t really don’t know what else to call it. Here’s the story: About a month ago when I got into bed, I was surprised that the sheets were so cold. Then I realized they weren’t just cold — they were wet! I jumped out of bed and discovered a big wet spot by the foot of my bed. What on earth is going on? As I pulled back the covers, I realized it wasn’t just the blanket and sheets, the mattress pad was wet clear though. With sinking heart, I felt the mattress underneath and yes, it was damp. How could this be? Well, obviously it was a message from one of my cats, but which one? I suspected Paddy O’Cat, because the foot of the bed is where he sleeps. I was… Read More »
My birthday moon
When I opened my front door Thanksgiving morning, I was greeted by the lovely sight of the pale full moon setting over the mountains. It occurred to me that I have seen this same moon before on my birthday. I decided to accept it as my personal “birthday moon.” The night before as I was coming home from dinner with a friend, I saw a huge golden moon rising in the east. “Look!” I told Susie, “A harvest moon!” Somewhere in the back of my mind I knew it was not a harvest moon. I remembered that all the full moons have names — the harvest moon is just one of them. The names were originated by the Native Americans, at least on this continent. Other cultures have their own names for the various moons. The “Harvest moon” is in September which makes a lot of sense. The moon I… Read More »
Losing Touch
Doggone, I hate losing touch with friends, don’t you? Sometimes it just happens — somebody moves away and you promise you’ll stay in touch and at first you do. But the days slip by, become weeks, months, and then it’s Christmas and birthday cards and one day you realize you haven’t heard from her in ages. It’s a natural progression of life, I guess. Other times it’s deliberate which is sad. Case in point, Barbara and I were roommates back in the 60s. We took vacations together and had some great adventures. She moved to San Francisco, but came to visit me when I lived in London. I went to visit her when she lived in Paris. Twenty years ago we met up in Arizona when she was there to sort out her mother’s estate. Barbara and I were opposites in many ways. Most ways I guess: I am conservative,… Read More »
