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Phyllis Diller and her doctor
One day after I had been working for Phyllis Diller for about a year, she made a very strange remark” “You know I had a doctor’s visit yesterday. I had to wait for over half an hour.” She was making notes in her calendar, and it was clear that she was irritated. “I may have to fire him,” she added. “I beg your pardon?” “The doctor. I might have to fire him.” “You can fire a doctor?” She gave me that look she used when her patience was being sorely tried. “Well, of course I can fire him. I pay him. He’s my employee.” Wow, what a concept: the doctor as an employee. Yes, it sticks in my craw, too, waiting as the humble petitioner to be allowed a few minutes with the All Knowing, All Powerful One whose time was was so much more valuable than mine. It didn’t make… Read More »
Phyllis could always make them laugh
This morning I was at the Y doing the treadmill — dreadfully boring but now that summer’s here it’s too hot to walk outside even early in the morning. And of course at the Y they have the bank of TV screens to distract from the plodding — or even trotting — along the moving belt. Usually the screens are full of talking heads solemnly pontificating about the meaning of the latest (fill in the blank) …, but this morning the screen in front of me was showing a Dean Martin Roast. Well, more accurately, a promo for the roasts — snippets of various stars saying funny things about the guest “roastee.” I suppose Saturday is not a big news day. There were the cream of the crop of funny men and women — Bob Hope, George Burns, Don Rickles, Rich Little, Lucille Ball, Johnny Carson, and many others. As I… Read More »
Speaking of Phyllis Diller
“Thank you for coming to speak to us.” After my most recent book talk a lady came up to chat. “I always loved Phyllis Diller. I saw her when she appeared here in Las Vegas back in the 70s.” “Wow! I was with her then. You saw her at the Riviera?” “Yes. Back when it was the classy hotel. That and the Desert Inn.” “Oh yes, I remember them well — the DI was the place for high rollers. It was beautiful.” We reminisced a bit, she bought a book and left, leafing through the first few pages as she headed for the door. It made me happy to connect with one of Phyllis’s fans. One of the things I like best about giving talks about Phyllis is that everyone seems to have loved her. I’ve not had a single person say anything like, “well, she was okay …” No. 100% of… Read More »
Phyllis Diller and Dom Perignon
Yesterday I was engaged in one of my favorite past-times: trolling the thrift store in search of bargains. And I found something I loved but truly do not need: champagne glasses. These were lovely tulip glasses that emitted a lovely ringing tone when I tapped them. The lady in the next aisle turned at the sound. “Pretty, huh?” I asked. “Yes. Are they crystal?” “Yup.” “Are you going to get them?” Well, if I hadn’t committed to it already, that made up my mind. “Absolutely.” She turned away. I thought maybe she was disappointed. I checked the price: $1.99 and it was senior day which is 30% off so that made them, um, $1.34. Couldn’t resist. I do love crystal. There were a couple of drawbacks: I’m not much of a champagne drinker, but of course it’s always good for celebrations. And can you drink champagne out of regular… Read More »
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